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Man Assaulted by Oompa-loompas

A man in Norwich Constabulary (UK) says he was assaulted by two oompa-loompas. Police are still the looking for little orange-faced, green-haired guys.

I'd recommend they check nearby candy companies.
Ooompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
we'll put the smack-down on suckers like you.
okay okay...I know. Thanks to V for this bit of madness.