iZombies Will Cry Over Consumer Reports iPhone Diss

iPhone 5 worst of top smartphones, says Consumer Reports. This will cause the iZombies to cry, attack or break out in hives.

iZombies is the term I use fot people who blindly proclaim that Apple products are all that should be used. They tend to look down on people who choose not to use iProducts, though choosing to use anything is a sign of ignorance or lack of culture. Most iZombies lack even minimal technical expertise and usually base their purchases and recommendations on their twisted sense of social status. iZombies are the types who used to tell me to get a ” real” computer and switch to Windows.